Percussion lust by im dead - go away @allpoetry.com

The next one is a bit weird it’s about a musicians love affair with his favorite instrument, but its well written

Percussion lust
Oh, I love the sound of percussion
A mallet and a stick
Maybe they're even
Dare I say it, Orgasmic
I'm marching with my favorite
A large bass drum
It's so magnificent
I could practically cum
There the crisp sound
Of the popular snare
When it's turned on
I want an affair
And, oh, those cymbals
Crash and Suspended
The sound they make
It more than splendid
And then there's the melody
From the pitIf it were a lady
I'd be under it
And I'm captured
Put under a spell
It makes me scream
"More cow bell!"
And how, I ask
Can you go wrong?
When whacking
The huge gong
Woodwinds are OK
Brass is good too
But percussion
Is the only one I want to do

I can only include the author’s comments, I can’t comment
Author's /Comments: Don't ask...really. Don't ask
I have no idea.
Seriously